swarnpert:

swarnpert:

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

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goldenpoc:

I think there’s a huge difference in adding the lol before and after. Like “lol okay” and “okay lol” set two different tones to me.

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woodmeat:

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

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zamaron:

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

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d0nn0:

Baby: f-f-f

Dad: honey he is about to say his first word

Baby: f…f..F…FR E SH A VOCA DO

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